You know you're in Canada when ....

[Karen Gordon]

Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

50 Fahrenheit (10 C)
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
Canadians plant gardens.


40 Fahrenheit (4.4 C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably
Canadians Sunbathe.


35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C)
Italian Cars won't start
Canadians drive with the windows down


32 Fahrenheit (0 C)
Distilled water freezes
Canadian water gets thicker.


0 Fahrenheit (-17.9 C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.


-40 Fahrenheit (-40 C)
Hollywood disintegrates.
Canadians rent some videos.


-60 Fahrenheit (-51 C)
Mt. St. Helen's freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.


-100 Fahrenheit (-73 C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole
Canadians pull down their earflaps.


-173 Fahrenheit (-114 C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.


-459.4 Fahrenheit (-273 C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "cold, eh? "


-500 Fahrenheit (-295 C)
Hell freezes over.
The Leafs win the Cup
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Draft dodgers shouldn't start wars.
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[Bullock]

OK. Who is pretending to be Karen ?

Post by Karen Gordon
Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
50 Fahrenheit (10 C)
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
Canadians plant gardens.
40 Fahrenheit (4.4 C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably
Canadians Sunbathe.
35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C)
Italian Cars won't start
Canadians drive with the windows down
32 Fahrenheit (0 C)
Distilled water freezes
Canadian water gets thicker.
0 Fahrenheit (-17.9 C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
-40 Fahrenheit (-40 C)
Hollywood disintegrates.
Canadians rent some videos.
-60 Fahrenheit (-51 C)
Mt. St. Helen's freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
-100 Fahrenheit (-73 C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole
Canadians pull down their earflaps.
-173 Fahrenheit (-114 C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
-459.4 Fahrenheit (-273 C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "cold, eh? "
-500 Fahrenheit (-295 C)
Hell freezes over.
The Leafs win the Cup
--
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Draft dodgers shouldn't start wars.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[n***@columbus.rr.com]

Bullock; Sounds to me like Karen is just a bit jealous of us fat, rich
yankees, don't it?

I think, this afernoon in all this heat, I'll have my servants lay out my
red,white and blue swiming trunks, and swim in my pool, with my US flag
above, and feel sorry for poor little Karen!

God Bless Capitalism!!!!

Post by Bullock
OK. Who is pretending to be Karen ?

Post by Karen Gordon
Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
50 Fahrenheit (10 C)
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
Canadians plant gardens.
40 Fahrenheit (4.4 C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably
Canadians Sunbathe.
35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C)
Italian Cars won't start
Canadians drive with the windows down
32 Fahrenheit (0 C)
Distilled water freezes
Canadian water gets thicker.
0 Fahrenheit (-17.9 C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
-40 Fahrenheit (-40 C)
Hollywood disintegrates.
Canadians rent some videos.
-60 Fahrenheit (-51 C)
Mt. St. Helen's freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
-100 Fahrenheit (-73 C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole
Canadians pull down their earflaps.
-173 Fahrenheit (-114 C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
-459.4 Fahrenheit (-273 C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "cold, eh? "
-500 Fahrenheit (-295 C)
Hell freezes over.
The Leafs win the Cup
--
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Draft dodgers shouldn't start wars.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[Icarus]

No...it 'don't' sound like Karen is jealous. Just simply stating how much
tougher the avg Canadian is but hey...everyone has an opinion.

Don't forget to put your trunks on 'brown spot in the rear'.

[n***@columbus.rr.com]

Is there an intelligent message here???

Post by Icarus
No...it 'don't' sound like Karen is jealous. Just simply stating how much
tougher the avg Canadian is but hey...everyone has an opinion.
Don't forget to put your trunks on 'brown spot in the rear'.

[Ed Debevic]

Post by Icarus
No...it 'don't' sound like Karen is jealous. Just simply stating how much
tougher the avg Canadian is but hey...everyone has an opinion.
Don't forget to put your trunks on 'brown spot in the rear'.

What’s a nigger's idea of foreplay?

“Don’t scream or I’ll cut you, bitch.”